Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Address: Unknown

To whom it may concern,

Please do not assume I'll be left behind. Not when you think you won't be. And you are easily taken by the words of the most yawned farced man ever. Both of you fail to realize that I am able to foresee the circumstances. With the digital appliance of Excel, I was able to plan ahead of possible routes should there be any road bumps. As such, your claims do not intimidate me. Your baseless claims will never lay out my setbacks, and as proof, I have outlined the 'degrees of error'. Ever heard of the phrase 'Look before you leap'? In case I leaped before I looked, I have installed preventive measures to support my fall. Therefore there will never be any possibilities of me be eternally placed in the utopia of stupidity.

However, should there be any mishaps, I will assure you both; you're going down with me. I'll burn you, your bikes, your wives, your children, your parents; and skewer your remains with a wooden pole through your maggot-filled genitals. For display purposes, I'll have them placed at every corner of our dearest institution. Just like the KKK.

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In summary, mind your own business :)

Yours sincerely,
Cik Leh

PS: This is not a threat; this is an order.

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